Date night, according to Johanna

So J tells E he should ask me out on a date...

the following is the play-by-play I'm giving to Kelli on IM as they talk.


Cynthia Merrill: j trying to set me and e up on a date

Cynthia Merrill: she's telling him car dealers aren't romantic

Cynthia Merrill: she's suggesting he get me chocolates

Kelli: So she knows all about romance, eh?

Kelli: Good girl!

Cynthia Merrill: he has to take me to a diner

Cynthia Merrill: not a food court

Cynthia Merrill: perkins is not romantic

Cynthia Merrill: cause he had "messy sloppy food" there last night

Cynthia Merrill: he got sausage gravy

Cynthia Merrill: ice cream is romantic

Kelli: I agree

Cynthia Merrill: oh and he has to feed me a cherry

Kelli: :sorry, mind wandering:

Cynthia Merrill: she says

Kelli: :reeling my mind back in:;:::::

Cynthia Merrill: "put the cherry in her mouth and tell her to shut it"

Kelli: WTH has she been watching?

Cynthia Merrill: i'm in tears

Cynthia Merrill: e says so i take her out and shove ice cream in her mouth?

Cynthia Merrill: J says no you don't shove it

Cynthia Merrill: you say"oooohhhhhh honey"

Cynthia Merrill: he says you have to be romantic and wear a tie

Cynthia Merrill: and no ripped clothes

Cynthia Merrill: :dying:

Kelli: Craig wants to know whats wrong with ripped clothes+
Kelli: ?

Cynthia Merrill: lol

Kelli: C & I are rofl

Cynthia Merrill: he has to tell me he loves me and gives me a smoochie

Cynthia Merrill: oh

Cynthia Merrill: whats a smoochie

Kelli: If she tells you to Woohoo, then you need to cut off her MTV

Cynthia Merrill: she says

Cynthia Merrill: laughing too hard



at that point, I can barely see through the tears I am laughing so hard, so I call Kelli to tell her the rest of the story.

A smoochie, according to J is when a boy and girl get naked, in bed and kiss. Oh and then he's supposed to wrestle me. ROFL